Top 10 Reasons Why Abortion Should Be Illegal

Or, Top 10 Reasons the US Needs to Oust the Republicans in 2006 and 2008:

10. When I trample your constitutional rights for warentless domestic spying, I would like more children, aged 0-18, that I can gather information on to lure them to my home for sex -- U.S. Department of Homeland Security Deputy Press Secretary, Brian J. Doyle http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/ledgerenquirer/news/nation/14264315.htm

9. I would rather spend your taxpayer money for an ultrasound to view a child in the womb, hoping to convince you not to abort it, than spend money on welfare, education and healthcare for that child after they are born -- Senator Nancy Schaefer http://www.thehartwellsun.com/articles/2006/03/15/opinions/opinions03.txt

8. I think the 50 million aborted children would have been vital to shoring up our economy by filling jobs currently taken by immigrants and working for slave wages -- -- Senator Nancy Schaefer http://www.thehartwellsun.com/articles/2006/03/15/opinions/opinions03.txt

7. Abortion should be saved for special cases such as "hella rapes" or when a woman's been Napolied, and not used indiscriminately, anytime the mother sees fit to take control over her own body -- South Dakota State Senator Bill Napoli http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/billnapoli/

6. It is a travesty to use abortion, unless in the case of incest or rape. Oh, okay, in case the woman's life is in danger...bla bla bla. I don't see what the fuss is about. I can shoot a man in the face and kill hundreds of thousands in my little wars on "terror", but I don't think other people should be allowed to be above the law like this. I mean, the rest of you are just idiots who have to follow my doublethink. -- Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney http://www.ontheissues.org/Dick_Cheney.htm

5. We have an overpopulation problem, no more white babies should be killed -- we need them to combat all the "other" colors of people trying to take over our God-given nation -- Colorado 6th District Congressperson, Tom Tancredo http://tancredo.house.gov/irc/welcome.htm

4. Now that we have that nuclear deal with India so they can wage war with rival Pakistan, we need those aborted fetuses to fill the 5,000 jobs created. Don't worry about currently unemployed Americans, thanks to my dad...I mean Bush, everyone that wants a job has one. -- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=worldNews&storyID=2006-04-05T165539Z_01_N05321443_RTRUKOC_0_UK-NUCLEAR-INDIA-USA.xml

3. I believe that only I should be able to decide who lives and who dies, and when I think you should die I will hit you with my car to ensure that happens -- First Lady, Laura Bush http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm

2. Women are untrustworthy and so, therefore, abortion is an issue that should be decided by a husband, or at the very least, a man. Because, you know, we men have to work so hard after we've created a child. The physical, social, financial, emotional burdens rest solely on our physical bodies. I don't really see why women need to use abortion as birth control, that's a form a death, you know... -- Supreme Court Justice, Samuel Alito http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/e1698.htm

1. I feel we need to make a place for these unwanted fetuses, at least until they are old enough to take the place of *important* people's kids who have better things to do than serve in the military -- Monkey in Charge George W Bush http://www.ontheissues.org/George_W__Bush.htm

~Lila